Inappropriate Limericks

Increasingly Inappropriate Limericks

There once was a fellow from York
Who couldn't put down his fork
He had too much bacon
His gut was forsaken
And now the man hates pork

There once was a lass from Berlin
Who liked a guy named Tim
She cornered him right
Showed him quite a sight
Then discovered he wasn't a him

There once was a boy with the flu
Who really needed the loo
He ran like a bug
Tripped on a rug
Now the room is covered in poo

There once was a man in the rain
Whose head was in a lot of pain
He went to a doc
While chewing a sock
Turned out the guy was insane

A guy was in the wrong lane
While he was flying a plane
He looked ahead
And saw in dread
Another pilot had done the same